1. Progressive tax is like having a bunch of out of shape people in a relay with two varsity track stars.
2. Flat tax is like the Hunger Games; supposedly, everyone has just as much as a chance to win as the next.
3. National sales tax is like a swear word jar; you can say whatever sentence enhancer you please, but it'll cost you a shinny penny each time you do.
4. Value-added tax is like telephone; each person adds on to and tweaks the phrase making it more weird until it's said allowed and is usually much worse than the original sentence.
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